The Eerie Similarities Between My 2016 Writing Goals and the Election

My goals for writing in 2016 could apply to the presidential campaign.

It all ends up as wrapping paper.

• Don't go negative.
• Honesty is good but is also isn't pretty. Or particularly uplifting.
• Wear better clothes while working.
• A lot of people think they want this job. They're kidding themselves.
• Polish up the body armour. You're gonna need it.
• Where did all the money go?
• You'll know who your friends are when the shit goes down.
• Never let them see behind the curtain.
• Don't trip.
• Hey, if Trump can bluster...
• Make them wonder. Make them love you.
• Keep your eye on the finish.
• Remember, no one ever makes money doing this. You have to be a little crazy.
• You're better off playing the lottery, but it isn't as much fun.
• Gray hairs are a friendly reminder your time is short. Get crackin'.
• If you don't get what you want, become an environmentalist and make an Academy Award winning documentary. It worked for Al Gore.

Seriously, love yourself. I'd hug you if I had the chance.